Sorry Kid, Can’t Take You to a Bar

Sorry Kid, Can’t Take You to a Bar

When Elijah was two years old he loooooved the band “Switchfoot.” He listened to their music constantly and watched their DVDs over and over. He talked about the band members as if he knew them and made references to them on a regular basis. Man, if you’re a Switchfoot fan, you know that he shoulda been in the band. He’s got them down.

Be assured that Elijah emerged from this experience a better person. Before you go reporting me to CPS for this action - let me just give you their phone number: 1-800-Get-Lost

{Totally Desperate Mom of Tales from the Motherhood generously contributed this Mom Fail tale! You can read her post in full by clicking here. Thanks girl! }

*Photo credit for the header of this post goes to keaggy.com on flickr

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